Weekend Round-Up

From the world of sports this weekend:

Some guys drove around in circles for a few hours. Lots of the them crashed, and surprisingly, one driver edged out another for the win. People watch this?

The best basketball players on the planet (except the lucky ones with injury exemptions) walked around the court for 48 minutes and missed shots, missed dunks, and played basketball of the "cut-from-the-varsity-squad pickup game" variety.

In one of the nuttiest stories ever, a Liverpool soccer player attacked a teammate with a golf club because he wouldn't sing karaoke on stage with him earlier in the evening.